joke

joke

Two women were talking to each other:
" Kal maine apne husband ka kaat kar phek diya!"
"My God! Kya kah rahi hai tu!!"
"Haan yaar...bahut bada tha..... kal to had hi ho gayee"
"Kya hua?"
"Main chillati rahi...dheere karo...dheere karo....it is hurting me...par usne nahi suni..."
"Fir?
"Mujhe gussa aa gaya... kab tak tolerate karti.... baahar nikaalte hi maine ek haath se pakda aur doosre haath se kaat kar pheek diya"
"Woh chillaya nahi.....?"
" Kahta raha...yeh kya  kar rahi ho...par maine bhi ek nahi suni...kaatna tha so kaat  diya..."
" Ab kya hoga...?"
"Arey hona kya hai....ungli ka nakhoon dobara aa jaayega!"