joke

joke

What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji &

 Jesus..?

pappu Replied: All are born on Government Holidays. 

# Teacher to a pappu: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an

example,

pappu: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I

Love your daughter. 

# Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Woh RAM ke Mandir me

gaya,

 Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.

# pappu bought a new mobile. He called everyone from

his Phone Book & said 

    "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia

3310........ Now it is 6610"

# X & Y KO 3 live bomb mile, Police KO dene chale, 

   X agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?

   Y : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!! 

# Pappu falls in Love with Nurse. She rejected him. ..

why ? ..

   Because he writes a Love letter to her, "I LOVE U SISTER."