hindi joks

joke   Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda. ******     Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga ******   Agar aap bus pe chade... Ya phir bus aap pe chade... Dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai ******        A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the... ****** Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai, Kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko, twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko. ****** It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI ****** Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, Jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap Le gaye! ****** An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. ****** Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho. Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain. ****** Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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