Funny Shayari

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
Funny Shayari
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
Enuff - I luv other alphabets also
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
Funny Shayari
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili..................
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

Funny Shayari
Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana...
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ...

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan k o pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gaya

Funny Shayari
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi

khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana

Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

Funny Shayari
Tumne mere dil se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere man se khela

Funny Shayari
Wah Wah Well Played
Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega

Funny Shayari
Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha

Funny Shayari
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.

Funny Shayari
Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai
kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aata hai

Funny Shayari
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

fir wahi fasaana afsaana sunaati ho,
dil ke paas hoon keh kar dil jalati ho,
beqaraar hai aatish-e-nazar nazar se milne ko,
to Fir kyon nahi pyaar jataati ho
jabhi dekhti hai mujhe nazre jhuka late wo
khuda ka shukra hai hameiN pehchan to leti woh!

dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti,
ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote,
yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna,
hum to kab ke mar gaye hote!!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayee hai,
gham ke saagar mein is qadar kho gayee hai,
tum aa jao waapis yeh guzaarish hai meri,
mujhe shayad tumaari aadat si ho gayee hai.

aakhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,
honth hain magar kuch keh nahi pate,
apni bebasi kis tarah kahen,
koi hai jinke bina hum reh nahi paathe.

tujhe chahne wale kum na honge,
waqt ke sath shayad hum na honge,
chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyaar dena,
lekin teri yaadoN ke haqdar sirf hum hi hoNge

mila nahi koi dilbar aisaa,
jo hamse dil lagaataa,
hum to hain diljale aur,
yu hi koi dil nahi jalaataa.

Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

mere jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kaafi hai,
dil ke qalam se likhi ye dastaan hi kafi hai,
teer-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorate ai nazneen,
qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hai kafi hai.

agar hum na hote to tujhe ghazal kaun kahta,
tere chehre ko kamaal kaun kahta,
yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
warna pathharoN (stones) ko taj mahal kaun kaheta??

tujhe chahne wale kum na honge,
waqt ke sath shayad hum na honge,
chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyaar dena,
lekin teri yaadoN ke haqdar sirf hum hi hoNge

roz hota hai tarruf mera teri yAdoN se,
chhalakta hai noor tera meri AnkhoN se,
tadap raha hoon maiN aur ab ye Alam hai,
aur intezaar nahi hota ab meri sasoN se,

naam ki kya baat karte hoo, log chehre tak bhool jate hain
tum samander ki baat karte hoon, log aankhon main doob jate hain

waada app kar gaye ke aaoge khwab meiN
mare khusi ke neend na ayee to hum kya karen!!

ye kaisaa hai ehsaas, tu hi tu hai dil ke paas,
neend hai ki aati nahin, aur badhti jaati hai pyaas!!!

meri dua hai tu sabse nek seerat ho,
teri tarah tera dil bhi khoobsoorat ho,
dua se pahle mile tujhko jo tu chahe,
ke khud dua ko teri haathon ki zaroorat ho!!

chakh liya zaayeka-e-shayari jab se,
lafzon me tarannum si aa gayi hai,
arz-e-zubaan-e-ishq machal hi jati hai
jab bhi tere chehre ki tabssuum yaad aati hai....!!!

jee chaahta hai tumse pyari si baat ho,
khaamosh taare aur lambi si raat ho,
phir saari raat tumse hum kahte raheN,
ki tum meri zindagi tum meri qayenaat ho!!

wo zindagi hi kya jisme pyar nahi,
wo pyar hi kya jisme yaden nahi,
wo yaden he kya jisme tum nahi,
wo tum hi kya jisme hum nahi.

jab bhi main khud ko samjhaooN, tu mera nahi hai,
dil mein koi cheekh uthta hai, nahi aisa nahi hai,
kab utarta hai koi dil mein utar jaane ke baad,
ki is gali ke doosri jaanib koi aur raasta nahi hai.

Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura loon,
waqt ko rok kar waqt se ek din chura loon,
tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura loon,
tum saath ho to is jahan se ye jahan chura loon.