Joke : Veeru ka Popat

Scene : Veeru ko baandh diya hai rassiyo se...aur Gabbar hass raha hai.....

Gabbar : Aare oo saambha, pata hai tuze... aaj kya hua.....?

Saambha : Jee Nahi Sardaar !!!

Gabbar : Aare aaj to kamaal ho gaya....iski laundiya hai na Basanti....aaj usko hamne nahate waqt dekh liya....haaye kya cheej lagati hai yaar...

Veeru : Kutte, Kamine, Suwaar Ki aulaad...!! mai tera khoon peee jaaunga.....

Gabbar : Abe Chirkut !!! saale mai naha raha tha...aur basanti waha se jaa rahi thi .........