Friday, April 10, 2009

KEEP SMILING joks




• Patni:Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.Pati:Fir
Kya Hua Patni:Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi.



Patni- Tum Vakil Ho Na 2 Batao Ki Umra Kaid Se Badi Koi Saza Hoti Hai
Kya? Pati- Hti Hi Na Mai Itne Salon Se Bhugat 2 Raha Hu.



Patni- Soch Rahi Hu Ki Apni Sari Daulat Sadhu Ko Daan Kar Du. Pati
Uthkar Jane Laga. Ptn- Ab Tum Kaha Ja Rahe Ho? Pati- Sdhu Banane.



Patni Sharab Kyo Pite Ho Pati Bible Me Likha Hai Dushmano Se Pyar
Karo.Aur Sharab Insan Ki Sabse Badi Dushman Hai.




Patni- Nashe Me Tum Mujhe Nahi Pehchan Rahe? Main Tumhari Patni Hu.
Pati- Sharab Pikar Main Apne Gam Bhul Jata Hu.



Patni- Nahi, Tum Mujh Se Pyar Nahi Karte. Agar Karte To Tum Mujh Se
Shadi Nahi Karte Kisi Aur Se Shadi Karte.




Patni- Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Aaiye.
Pati- Yaha Nahi Hai
Patni- Pata Tha Nahi Milega Isliye Mai Pehla Se Le Aayi.




Patni- Jab Akal Bant Rahi Thi, Us Samay Aap Kahan The? Pati- Priye,
Us Samay Hamare Tumhare Fere Ho Rahe The.




Patni- Agar Koi Mujhe Bhagakar Le Jaye 2 Tum Kya Karoge? Pati- Mai
Usase Kahunga Bhai Bhagne Ki Ka Zarurat Hai? Aaram Se Le Jaao.


--
Aap hamari sites ko jarur dekhen

1-http://shero-shyeri.blogspot.com/
2-http://fun-mazza-masti.blogspot.com/
3-http://indianmirchmasala.blogspot.com/
4-http://deckstopwallpaper.blogspot.com/
5-http://fun-only-fun-raj.blogspot.com/
6-http://horar-fantency.blogspot.com/
7-http://hindijokeshayari.blogspot.com/

(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep Loving &
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Keep Smiling !
`·.¸.·´ -- raj --

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