मजेदार चुटकुले

1 choti se larki shopkeeper k paas gayi aur boli, Jab may bari ho jaoungi tou aap mujh se shadi karogay?

Shopkeeper hairat se dekhata hay aur phir hans ker kehta hay haan,

Larki boli tou kia apni honay wali biwi ko 2, 4 choclates nahi dogay!!!

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Sardar nay boss se uski beti ka rishta manga,

Boss nay kaha jitni teri salary hay itnay k tou yeh toilet papers use kerti hay,

Sardar bola agar itni poti kerti hay tou rehnay dou boss!!!

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Aik shaks Dubai se chuttiyo per aaya, Airport se Taxi ke Gujrat k liay, rsatay may driver nay uss ko loot lia aur nanga ker k haath pair baandh ker road ki side per daal gaya, Wahan se aik pathan guzra, uss aadmi nay kaha khan saheb, pehlay jahaz 4 ghantay late hua, phir taxi walay nay loot lia, aap mujhay khol dou, aaj ka tou din hee kharab hay, Khan saheb nay yeh suna tou apni shalwar kholnay lagay, aadmi nay kaha khan saheb yeh kia ker rahay ho, khan saheb bolay tum nay khud tou kaha hay aaj ka din hee kharab hay!!!

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aik pathan k ghar may chor ghus gaya, pathan nay uss ko pakar kia aur uss ki gaand marnay laga,

Chor bola Khan saheb mujhay chor dou aainda kabhi nahi aaounga,

Khan saheb bolay, nahi yaara kabhi kabhi aa jaya karo.

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Aik Pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat raha tha, shaitan nay dekha tou socha iss ka chilla kharab kerta haun,

Aakhri raat woh pathan k aagay nanga ho kar ulta lait gaya, pathan nay chilla chora aur shaitaan ki gaand maar dee,

Shitan bola dekha khan saheb may nay tumhara chilla tour dia,

Pathan bola, hum nay tou chilla hee shaitan ki gaand marnay ka khaincha tha.....