funy sms

Poltry farm owner ne tamam murghion se kaha : "gar tum sab ne raat ko 2,2 anday na diye to main tum ko dana nahi donga:"

Agli subha us ne dekha sab ne 2 anday diye hue tahe lekin ek ne 1 anda diya.

Owner: "tum ne 1 kyon diya?

Jawab mila: "janab ye bhi aap k daar se diya hai warna main to murga hoon."

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Sardar weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?

Sardar: bapu mer gaya.

After 5 mints sardar again crying.

Friend asked: hun ki hoya?

Sardar said: meri behan da baapu v mer gia

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Sardar: tere result da ki banya?

Pappu: madam kendi si class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.

Sardar: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.

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Sardar ji was buying ticket on every station.

Friend: why don't u buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?

Sardar ji: my doctor told me not to take long trips.

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