DHAMAKE DAAR HINDI JOKES--1

DHAMAKE DAAR HINDI JOKES

I am sending you some good jokes.

I hope you will like all collections of my jokes.

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EK BAHANEBAJ KARMACHARI KA DADA USKE DAFTAR ME
JAKAR USAKE BOSS KO BOLA-"IS DAFTAR ME SUNIL
NAAM KA VYAKTI KAAM KARTA HAI, MUJHE US SE MILANA HAI,
WOH MERA POTA HAI."

BOSS NE MUSKURAKAR KAHA-"MUJHE AFSOS HAI,AAP DER
SE AAYE HAI,WOH AAP KI ARTHI KO KANDHA DENE KE LIE
CHUTI LEKAR JA CHUKA HAI."
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ADYAPAK-"BABAR BHARAT ME KAB AAYA?"
BUNTY-"PATA NAHI SIR."
ADYAPAK-BOARD PAR NAHI DEKH SAKTE,NAAM KE
SATH HE LIKHA HAI."
BUNTY-"MAINE SOCHA SHAYAD VAH USKA PHONE NUMBER HAI."
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MANU-"DEADY, JYADA KABIL KAUN HAI MAI YA AAP?"
DEADY-"MAI,KYONKI MAI EK TO TUMHARA BAAP HUN,
DUSRE UMRA ME BHI BADA HU,AUR MERA TAJURBA BHI
TUMSE JYADA HAI."
MANU-"FEER TO AAP JANTE HONGE KI AMERICA KI
KHOJ KISNE KI THI?"
DEADY-"COLUMBUS NE KI THI."
MANU-"COLUMBUS KE BAAP NE KYO NAHI KI?
USKA TAJURBA TO COLUMBUS SE KAHI JYADA HOGA."
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NAYA SIPAHI(INSPECTOR SE)-"SIR YEH BILKUL GALAT HAI
KI MAI US CHOR SE DAR GAYA THA."
INSPECTOR-"TO TUM US GADI KE PICHE KYON CHIPE THE?"
NAYA SIPAHI-"JEE VAH TO MAI KUTTA DEKHKAR CHIPA THA."

Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata.... par yahan future bada bright  hai ...
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai,
"Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga...!"
Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........


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Aap hamari sites ko jarur dekhen

1-http://shero-shyeri.blogspot.com/
2-http://fun-mazza-masti.blogspot.com/
3-http://indianmirchmasala.blogspot.com/
4-http://deckstopwallpaper.blogspot.com/
5-http://fun-only-fun-raj.blogspot.com/
6-http://horar-fantency.blogspot.com/
7-http://hindijokeshayari.blogspot.com/

(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep Loving &
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Keep Smiling !
`·.¸.·´ --  raj --