NYARE NYARE SMS

NYARE NYARE SMS - 09

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Kaash life aisi hoti yaar, monday ko dosti,

Tuesday ko ekraar, wedsnesday ko pyar,

Thursday ko intazaar, friday ko shaadi,

Saturday ko talaak, sunday ko rest,

Monday ko next.

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Mandir mein puja karta hu, mazjid mein namaaz padta hu,

Insaan se bhagwan na ban jana,

Isliye roz tumhe SMS karke ek paap karta hu.

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Mere marne ke baad, jab mera janaza uski

gali se nikala, mere marne ke baad,

jab mera janaza uski gali se nikala wo

Khidki pe aayi boli, yaha saala bi tapak pada!!!

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Main saawan hu tum baadal ho,

main normal hu tum pagal ho,

main paani hu tum tanki ho,

main tarzan hu tum monkey ho !!

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Mohabbat ek baar ho jaye to apnapan,

Do baar ho jaye to bholapan,

Teen baar ho jaye to dewanapan,

Baar-Baar ho jaye to kaminapan.

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Aap hamari sites ko jarur dekhen

1-http://shero-shyeri.blogspot.com/
2-http://fun-mazza-masti.blogspot.com/
3-http://indianmirchmasala.blogspot.com/
4-http://deckstopwallpaper.blogspot.com/
5-http://fun-only-fun-raj.blogspot.com/
6-http://horar-fantency.blogspot.com/
7-http://hindijokeshayari.blogspot.com/

(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep Loving &
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Keep Smiling !
`·.¸.·´ --  raj --